The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding their phones up to the paper trying to figure out how to scan it.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2018 “Smart Assistant Confessions, FaceID Pews & Blockchain Building Funds” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
2025 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition
In 2017, church life stood at a massive technological crossroads ...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 1997 “Dial-Up Webpages, Beepers & Fellowship Hall Potlucks” Edition
In 1997, church life was fully catching the digital wave while re...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.