2006 Classic: The Paranoia
“I feel like everyone is watching me.” “On MySpace? They aren’t. That’s the real tragedy, isn’t it?” Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Classic: The Paranoia
2005 Legacy: Green Day (Bullet in a Bible)
Why were they still angry? Because in 2005, wearing a red tie and black eyeliner was the only way to survive the mid-2000s. Part of… Read More »2005 Legacy: Green Day (Bullet in a Bible)
2004 Vintage: The Broken Radio
Why did the dad throw the radio out the window? He wanted to hear “air-play.” Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 “Social… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Broken Radio
2004 Vintage: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe who? / Canoe help me find my USB cable? Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Canoe
2004 Vintage: The Franz Ferdinand Fan
“Take me out! …Because I’m a burnt-out bulb.” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Librarian
“The dark is just a book that hasn’t been written yet.” Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Librarian
2003 Legacy: The Dreamcatcher Toilet
Why the aliens? For a Stephen King adaptation that proved that even a great cast can’t save a movie about “butt-biters.” Part of the 41… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Dreamcatcher Toilet
2003 Classic: The Beyoncé Fan
One, but they have to do the “Crazy in Love” strut all the way to the hardware store. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2003 Classic: The Beyoncé Fan
2003 Legacy: The Office 2003 Upgrade
Why did the secretary look so refreshed? Because the new “Outlook Blue” interface made her feel like she was working in a spa instead of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Office 2003 Upgrade
2003 Legacy: The Queer Eye
She wants the “Fab Five” to come over and fix me. I told her I’m “vintage,” not “broken.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Queer Eye