Why was the highway so lonely? It had “no-where” to go.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
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