2009 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Lockdown
“I Gotta Feeling” and “Boom Boom Pow” have been Number 1 for 26 weeks. I think they’ve officially bought the Billboard charts and moved in.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Black Eyed Peas Lockdown
2008 Archive: The Transition of Power
Why was Bush so helpful to Obama? Because he was the only person in the world who knew how much the “New Job” was actually… Read More »2008 Archive: The Transition of Power
2008 Vintage: The Hancock Superhero Vibe
Why was the local hero so grumpy? Because Will Smith played a “bad” superhero, making it socially acceptable to wear sunglasses and ignore people while… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Hancock Superhero Vibe
2008 Classic: Best Country Album
Why These Days by Vince Gill? Because it was a 4-disc set—Vince basically won for “Most Music Produced Without Sleeping.” Part of the 37 Grammy… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Country Album
2008 Vintage: The Window
I’m “browsing” for a cheaper apartment. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager trying to slide into a crowded row while wearing a giant, swishing nylon sports jacket, accidentally pulling three hymnals and a box of… Read More »2008 Archive: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
2007 Vintage: The Launch of Android (Announcement)
Why was the robot green? Because Google realized that if Apple had a phone, they needed one too—one that would eventually be on everything from… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Launch of Android (Announcement)
2007 Classic: The Battle of Baqubah
Why was it so tough? Because in 2007, we learned that clearing a city of insurgents is like trying to empty a swimming pool with… Read More »2007 Classic: The Battle of Baqubah
2007 Classic: The Rainn Wilson Buzz
Why was Dwight Schrute a target? For proving that beet farming and paper sales are the peak of masculine achievement. Part of the 41 Emmy… Read More »2007 Classic: The Rainn Wilson Buzz
2006 Classic: The Scared Road
Why was the highway so lonely? It had “no-where” to go. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-mote” Edition archive. Historically Verified