2022 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a nebula. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: The BlackBerry “Funeral”
Why was there a grave in the lobby? Because 2022 was the year the “BB” services finally went to the great server in the sky.… Read More »2022 Classic: The BlackBerry “Funeral”
2022 Vintage: The Woman King Training
Why Viola Davis? For proving that an army of 19th-century female warriors is the most intimidating thing you can encounter in a cinema. Part of… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Woman King Training
2022 Vintage: The Podcast
Why did the blonde put her phone in a pea pod? She wanted to start a “pod-cast.” Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Podcast
2021 Vintage: The USB-C “Braided Cable”
Why was the tech guy so happy? “It’s stronger! It won’t fray! It’s the last cable I’ll ever buy!” (It broke two weeks later). Part… Read More »2021 Vintage: The USB-C “Braided Cable”
2020 Archive: The Governor’s Ball
Why was the menu 70% plant-based? Because after Joaquin’s speech, nobody wanted to be caught eating a burger in front of the “Joker.” Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The Governor’s Ball
2019 Vintage: The Amos
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bit me! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Amos
2018 Legacy: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
The church intern placing a massive, blocky QR code on the front cover of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding… Read More »2018 Legacy: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
2017 Archive: The RompHim Wearer
One, but they have to unzip the whole outfit just to reach their spare bulb in their pocket. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The RompHim Wearer
2016 Classic: Fantastic Beasts
Why was Newt Scamander so shy? Because in 2016, we realized that animals in a suitcase are much easier to handle than the actual Wizarding… Read More »2016 Classic: Fantastic Beasts