1998 Archive: The Pager (The Final Peak)

Why did Dad’s belt feel so heavy? Because he had a pager, a cell phone with a 4-inch antenna, and a PalmPilot all clipped on at once.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »

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In 2025, Thanksgiving is a high-tech fever dream where the "Perso...read more »

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Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »

Why was everything "Girl-themed"? We had "Girl Dinner" (cheese an...read more »

Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »

Why was the basement vibrating? Because the most anticipated game...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

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@Ace_Ventura_Pet11/29/2015 12:29Alrighty then! Super funny.

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/09/2006 15:09With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro02/15/2007 22:18Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Pretty_In_Pink08/11/2010 09:16Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@LonelyGirl15_F06/23/1997 03:53Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!