2016 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch Rumors
Why was the gamer/clerk saving his lunch money? He heard about a console that was both a tablet and a TV, and his mind was… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch Rumors
2014 Classic: The Lucy
I told her I’m using 100% of my brain capacity. She said, “Then use 2% of it to remember where you parked the car.” Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Lucy
2013 Classic: The 2013 Final Oscars Vibe
Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the underdog director won Best Picture, a star fell (literally) and rose again, and… Read More »2013 Classic: The 2013 Final Oscars Vibe
2013 Classic: The Keyboard
I’m “typing” my way into the “Selfie” Hall of Fame. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The Keyboard
2011 Archive: The Peter Dinklage Speech
Why the highlight? For thanking George R.R. Martin and then looking like he actually survived a Red Wedding just to get to the stage. Part… Read More »2011 Archive: The Peter Dinklage Speech
2011 Classic: The QR Code Hype
Why was there a weird black square on the memo? The boss told us to “Scan it for a surprise,” but the link just went… Read More »2011 Classic: The QR Code Hype
2010 Classic: The iPhone 4 Grip
Why was the traveler holding his phone with two fingers? Because of “Antennagate”—if he touched the wrong spot, his “I landed safely” call would drop… Read More »2010 Classic: The iPhone 4 Grip
2010 Vintage: The Alice in Wonderland
Why was the tourist so confused in London? Because Tim Burton made the world so weird he expected Johnny Depp to be serving tea at… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Alice in Wonderland
2010 Vintage: The Turtle
I’m “slowly” gaining followers. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Instagram & iPad Edition (2010) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration
The official parish marriage registry containing thick, bumpy layers of correction fluid because the secretary refuses to trust the “delete” key on her new electronic… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Liquid White-Out Restoration