1998 Archive: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re playing StarCraft!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@BBS_Veteran04/24/1997 13:55Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.

@Twister_Chaser09/27/2000 17:17A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@XFiles_Spooky_M04/11/1996 23:42Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Motherboard_Max03/29/2015 00:51This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Jordan_Fan_2306/07/2001 08:33Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!

@Goosebumps_Kid11/30/2003 13:04Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!

@Flickr_User_0410/21/2000 08:29A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@WordPress_Fan_0306/19/2004 08:59The best thing since version 1.0!

@Forever_Alone_X08/31/2004 09:42At least I have my jokes to keep me company.