2010 Vintage: The Alice in Wonderland

Why was the tourist so confused in London? Because Tim Burton made the world so weird he expected Johnny Depp to be serving tea at the Tower.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the traveler go to a rainy island? Because the AI "Guara...read more »

In 2025, travel has become a symbiosis with technology. Your suit...read more »

In 2005, travel became "broadcastable." You weren't just telling ...read more »

Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »

Why was the traveler's life so dramatic? Because his "Mood-Earbu...read more »

In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »

Waking up at 3 AM ready to eat a steak dinner.My body is in Tokyo...read more »

In 2007, the travel world shifted. We were still carrying our hea...read more »

In 1997, traveling was a blockbuster event. We were shouting "I’m...read more »

Why did the billionaire wear a plain gray T-shirt? Because "Quie...read more »

Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »

When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »

A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »

In 2006, travel got a bit more "restricted" but also more "intera...read more »

@Y2K_Ready07/19/2005 02:38If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.

@Sidekick_User05/10/2000 23:06Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Resident_Evil_Z03/16/2006 09:37Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Kazaa_Leecher08/14/2010 18:31I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Firewall_Wizard02/04/2008 08:04Letting this joke through the port.

@Bam_Margera_Fan05/28/1998 10:32Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Pedro_For_Pres01/20/2005 14:51Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Joe_Cartoon_G09/25/2004 22:58Press the button for more humor!