Why was it a “Classic” year? Because it was the night the underdog director won Best Picture, a star fell (literally) and rose again, and the 2013 Oscars proved that Hollywood is just a big, dramatic family that loves a good “Argo f*** yourself!”
Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
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2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
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In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Al Pacino "Best Picture" Reveal
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Song
Why did Lady Gaga win for Joker: Folie à Deux? To prove that even...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wicked" Visuals
Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel "Trump" Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the onl...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pedro Pascal Appearance
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2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
Why did American Fiction win? Because Cord Jefferson proved that ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Cillian Murphy’s "Oppen-Win"
Why was his win so calm? Because after staring into the soul of t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
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Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Deal with it. This is gold.