Why was his speech so moving? Because he proved that even a “Genie” can be a “Teacher” and make the whole world cry.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 1998 “Titanic, Celine & King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.