“The dark is just a book that hasn’t been written yet.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2014 Archive: The Starbucks Fan
"One Venti-Watt, pumpkin spice, extra hot."Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 - The Year of t... read more »
"One Venti-Watt, pumpkin spice, extra hot."Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 - The Year of t... read more »
2. 1995 Classic: The Supermodel
They just stand there and the world revolves around them.Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 19... read more »
They just stand there and the world revolves around them.Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 19... read more »
3. 2012 Vintage: The Panic! At The Disco Fan
"I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of... closing the goddamn circuit?!'"Part of t... read more »
"I chime in with a 'Haven't you people ever heard of... closing the goddamn circuit?!'"Part of t... read more »
4. 2004 Vintage: The Kanye West (College Dropout) Fan
One, but the bulb is a genius and it knows it.Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 - The Social... read more »
One, but the bulb is a genius and it knows it.Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 - The Social... read more »
5. 2017 Classic: The Camila Cabello Fan
"Half of my heart is in... the hardware store. Havana-na-na-na."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:... read more »
"Half of my heart is in... the hardware store. Havana-na-na-na."Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:... read more »
6. 2001 Classic: The “I’m a Believer” Fan
"I saw her face... then the bulb blew."Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 - A Space and Socke... read more »
"I saw her face... then the bulb blew."Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 - A Space and Socke... read more »
7. 2018 Vintage: The Thanos
One. With a single snap of his fingers, half the light bulbs in the universe cease to exist. "Pe... read more »
One. With a single snap of his fingers, half the light bulbs in the universe cease to exist. "Pe... read more »
8. 2020 Classic: The “Is It Cake?” Baker
They don't change the bulb; they just cut into it with a knife to see if it’s actually a chocola... read more »
They don't change the bulb; they just cut into it with a knife to see if it’s actually a chocola... read more »
9. 2012 Archive: The Taylor Swift (We Are Never Ever) Fan
"We are never, ever, ever... getting this old bulb back together."Part of the 73 Light Bulb Joke... read more »
"We are never, ever, ever... getting this old bulb back together."Part of the 73 Light Bulb Joke... read more »
10. 2000 Legacy: The “Malcolm in the Middle” Kid
"Life is unfair... especially when it's dark."Part of the 67 Light Bulb Jokes: The 2000 Y2K Surv... read more »
"Life is unfair... especially when it's dark."Part of the 67 Light Bulb Jokes: The 2000 Y2K Surv... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2014-01-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Vaporwave_Original: Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
[2004-11-08 ARCHIVE_LOG]Dawson_Creek_Fan: I am crying... with laughter!
[1998-11-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Macarena_Dancer: Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
[1997-06-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Harry_Potter_Ron: Bloody brilliant, mate!
[2011-12-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Courage_Dog: The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
[2002-05-16 ARCHIVE_LOG]Jackie_Chan_Wut: My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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