Why was it so tough? Because in 2007, we learned that clearing a city of insurgents is like trying to empty a swimming pool with a fork while people are throwing buckets of water back in.
Part of the 41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
No way! That’s too much!