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“Take me out! …Because I’m a burnt-out bulb.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

How many Brits does it take to change a light bulb? None. They ju...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? I’ll ne...read more »

In 2011, the world was building its own reality. We were obsessiv...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

@StreetFighter_Ken10/01/2013 00:55Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Skate_Or_Die_9902/19/2010 01:34Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Silk_Road_Ghost11/02/2003 05:53Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Better_Off_Dead04/05/2000 20:12I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Distracted_Boy03/29/1995 18:08Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Construction_Dig09/23/2011 10:25Still digging for more humor!

@Banner_Exchange09/29/2014 21:24Click my banner for more laughs!

@Arthas_Fan_0207/27/2006 10:32Succeeding you, father... in laughing!