2006 Classic: The Paranoia

“I feel like everyone is watching me.” “On MySpace? They aren’t. That’s the real tragedy, isn’t it?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

In 2012, medical humor played on the contrast between high-tech s...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

@Toy_Story_Woody08/09/2006 04:23There is a joke in my boot!

@Courage_Dog11/20/2012 00:49The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

@G_I_Joe_Real09/15/2014 12:01And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@PeanutButter_J05/20/2013 14:56It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Dogpile_Fan_Club12/08/2005 03:20All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@About_Dot_Com08/24/2004 12:17The human guide to online humor.

@Noob_Slayer_X06/16/2007 21:09Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Facepalm_Master01/04/2015 09:53I facepalmed and then I laughed.