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1998 Legacy: Godzilla (1998)

 Why was the monster so big? Because the marketing budget was larger than the actual plot of the movie.

Part of the 38 Celebrity Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Glitters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor01/22/2002 10:06You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@PalmPilot_Pro04/09/1999 05:35Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Cast_Away_Wilson02/21/2001 14:57WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Gladiator_Proximo11/27/1998 20:04Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Lock_Stock_Two06/01/2011 13:31It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Blink_Tag_User01/08/2005 03:11<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Everquest_Solo06/30/2014 12:11Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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