Why was the monster so big? Because the marketing budget was larger than the actual plot of the movie.
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
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<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
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