1998 Classic: The Liquid Water on Europa

NASA says there’s water on a moon of Jupiter. I’m still just trying to find a water fountain that works in this office.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »

My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »

Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »

A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

@Vaporwave_Original08/29/2009 20:40Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.

@Geocities_Neighbor05/07/1999 12:34Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/22/2004 16:06A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob01/08/2010 14:17The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Podcast_Listener12/14/2015 08:19I’ll mention this in my next episode!