Why were there four divas in corsets? Because the “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi” song was everywhere, and nobody knew what it meant, but it sounded fancy.
Part of the 36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
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2024 Classic: Moo Deng
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38 Halloween Jokes: The 1999 “Matrix & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro "Casuals"
Why were the vampires wearing giant ski goggles? Because "Spatial...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Angela Bassett Did The Thing" Rap
Why was the witch rapping at the awards show? Because Ariana DeBo...read more »
2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
Why was the skeleton so blocky and weirdly realistic? Because Jac...read more »
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2024 Archive: Smile 2
Why was the pop star smiling so much? Because Skye Riley had a lo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »
😜 More from category: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The AI-Generated Costume
Why did the girl look like a mix between a unicorn, a pirate, and...read more »
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Why did the ghost look like he just came from a surf trip in Hawa...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Retreat
Why were the "cool" monsters sitting in a circle without any tech...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?