1999 Archive: The Laptop Modem

Why was the traveler in the bathroom? It was the only place with a phone jack he could “borrow” to dial into his 56k ISP.

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@Beavis_Butthead04/25/1999 18:57Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Diva_Plavalaguna02/03/1998 21:33The highest note of humor!

@Uncle_Rico_9803/14/2002 10:57I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Tina_Eat_Food08/20/2008 15:32Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@PeanutButter_J10/08/1999 09:24It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@WordPress_Fan_0301/14/2012 10:03The best thing since version 1.0!

@Lag_Victim_0101/07/2007 01:37I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/31/1999 03:16Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!