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2000 Classic: The Scary Movie 2 Hype

 “Take my strong hand!” If I hear this one more time, I’m quitting.

Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Rebel01/14/2008 07:15I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@CRT_Brightness10/08/2006 03:49I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Agent_Smith_0107/16/2013 18:48It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Zoolander_Mug04/07/2007 05:55I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/08/1995 08:05Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@Tagged_Network12/25/2006 07:16You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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