2012 Classic: Rihanna (Diamonds)
Why was she “Shining Bright”? Because in 2012, she realized that she was the only person who could release a hit album every single year… Read More »2012 Classic: Rihanna (Diamonds)
2011 Classic: Album of the Year
Why The Suburbs? Because it was the first time “Indie Rock” moved into a gated community. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The… Read More »2011 Classic: Album of the Year
2011 Classic: The Breaking Dawn Part 1
“The vampire baby is coming!” “Is it scary?” “It’s CGI and it looks like a haunted doll. Let’s watch something else.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Breaking Dawn Part 1
2010 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
Why did the lawyer get the Netflix “Instant Queue”? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “instantly” needed to watch The Good Wife.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Divorce Settlement
2009 Classic: Best Female Pop Vocal
Why “Chasing Pavements”? Because Adele doesn’t chase pavements—pavements move out of her way. Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary… Read More »2009 Classic: Best Female Pop Vocal
2009 Classic: Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
Why was the song playing at every single event? Because it was legally mandated to play “Tonight’s gonna be a good night” at least four… Read More »2009 Classic: Black Eyed Peas – “I Gotta Feeling”
2009 Vintage: The “Cyber” Domain
Why did the Army create “Cyber Brigades”? To defend our PowerPoint presentations from the “Great Firewall of China.” Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2009 Vintage: The “Cyber” Domain
2009 Classic: Inglourious Basterds
Why was Brad Pitt’s accent so thick? Because in 2009, Christoph Waltz proved that being a villain is 90% politeness and 10% drinking a glass… Read More »2009 Classic: Inglourious Basterds
2009 Vintage: The Economic Check-up
“Your blood pressure is down,” the doctor said. “Is it the medicine?” I asked. “No, it’s just that you have no money left for it… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Economic Check-up
2008 Classic: The Twitter Whale
Why did the traveler stop tweeting? Because the “Fail Whale” appeared more often than his actual flight on the departure board. Part of the 46… Read More »2008 Classic: The Twitter Whale