2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Rally
“It’s at $19,000!” “Are you selling?” “No, I’m waiting for it to hit the moon… or hit zero. There is no middle ground.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Rally
2016 Vintage: The Cloud Storage
Why did the blonde put her phone in a bag of cotton candy? She heard it was “Cloud storage.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Cloud Storage
2016 Vintage: The Hodor Tribute
Why the “Hold the Door” jokes? Because half the audience was still crying every time they saw a wooden door. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Hodor Tribute
2015 Legacy: Carly Rae Jepsen (E•MO•TION)
Why did critics suddenly love her? Because she proved she wasn’t just the “Call Me Maybe” girl, but the queen of saxophone intros and synth-pop.… Read More »2015 Legacy: Carly Rae Jepsen (E•MO•TION)
2014 Classic: Godzilla (Reboot)
Why was the monster so shy? Because he only showed up for 10 minutes of the movie, which is exactly how long the kids stayed… Read More »2014 Classic: Godzilla (Reboot)
2014 Archive: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “Happy” cover. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Archive: The Cheese
2013 Classic: The HMO
“We don’t cover ‘Social Media Burnout’. That’s an elective lifestyle choice.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition… Read More »2013 Classic: The HMO
2013 Legacy: The Google Hangouts
Why was the screen full of green bubbles? Because we were finally “hanging out” instead of just “talking.” Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Google Hangouts
2012 Vintage: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my survival skills. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Slender Man Fan
None. If the light goes out, just don’t look behind you. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The Mayan Countdown archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Classic: The Slender Man Fan