2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, “I’m working late, cause I’m a singer!” The bartender says, “Sabrina, we’re closing in ten minutes.” Part… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
A girl orders an Espresso Martini and says, “I’m working late, cause I’m a singer!” The bartender says, “Sabrina, we’re closing in ten minutes.” Part… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sabato’s Espresso
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2024 Archive: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
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“I’m the king of the ‘Silicon Valley’ OR.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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