2014 Classic: Godzilla (Reboot)

Why was the monster so shy? Because he only showed up for 10 minutes of the movie, which is exactly how long the kids stayed at the dinner table.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Java_Applet_User05/19/2007 01:06This joke is more portable than a Java app!

@Backstreet_Fan06/06/1995 17:46I want it that way... the funny way!

@Sion_Partier09/01/2012 23:18The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Tyler_Durden_Real11/06/2013 12:11Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Hi5_Pro_User09/06/2002 14:30High five for this joke!

@Jackie_Chan_Wut07/15/2005 06:55My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Streamer_Pro_9910/22/2003 05:03Thanks for the donation and the joke!