2009 Vintage: The Economic Check-up

“Your blood pressure is down,” the doctor said. “Is it the medicine?” I asked. “No, it’s just that you have no money left for it to go up.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Angelfire_User01/14/2011 01:40Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.

@USB_Pioneer05/28/2009 02:06Plug and Play laughter!

@Memento_Guy10/08/2003 02:50Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/18/2003 10:28Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Speed_Racer_Go06/29/2011 14:49Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Dancing_Baby_9610/20/2000 22:26Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Deal_With_It_G03/25/2012 07:35Deal with it. This is gold.

@Anonymous_User06/01/1996 15:42We are many. We are laughing.