“It’s at $19,000!” “Are you selling?” “No, I’m waiting for it to hit the moon… or hit zero. There is no middle ground.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
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The Morning Mirror
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The Morning Wish
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The Cooking Lesson
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I should make a game about this joke.