2012 Vintage: The Screen

I’m “displaying” my survival skills.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "milking" the future for all it's worth.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

2018 was the year of the "Victory Royale" and the "Emotional Dama...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "cloud-thinking."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: T...read more »

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette12/22/2000 21:57I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Better_Off_Dead05/21/2013 00:36I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Reddit_Original01/06/2007 19:42The front page of the internet... in 1999!

@Technorati_Tag02/24/2005 21:12Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Gaia_Online_Gold02/22/2009 06:15Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@GG_WP_9812/20/2000 06:55Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Runescape_Noob05/15/2012 17:09Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan07/18/2012 00:27Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.