2008 Vintage: The Vodka Tonic
“Simple, like life before 2008.” Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
“In 2008, I’m going to spend less time looking at my hands.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition… Read More »2007 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution
2007 Legacy: The MGMT “Oracular Spectacular”
Why the headbands? For the band that wrote “Kids” and “Electric Feel” and then spent the rest of their career trying to make sure nobody… Read More »2007 Legacy: The MGMT “Oracular Spectacular”
2006 Classic: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this game? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Classic: The Canoe
2006 Classic: The Freudian Slip
When you say one thing but mean your mother. Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Dwayne
2005 Legacy: Tony Blair’s Third Term
Why did Tony win again in May? Because the British public looked at the alternative and decided that “familiar disappointment” was better than “unknown chaos.”… Read More »2005 Legacy: Tony Blair’s Third Term
2004 Vintage: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2004! Part of the 52 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Dwayne
2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Power Mac G5
Why did it look like a cheese grater? Because Apple wanted a pro computer that could stay cool while being the most powerful “64-bit” monster… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Launch of the Power Mac G5
2001 Legacy: The Conspiracy Theory Snub
Why wasn’t “The X-Files” winning the big ones anymore? Because the real world was becoming weirder than anything Mulder could find in a basement. Part… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Conspiracy Theory Snub