2007 Vintage: The New Year’s Resolution

“In 2008, I’m going to spend less time looking at my hands.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

A guy insists there's a dragon in the bar. The bartender says, "...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »

In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

A spooky visitor with a very specific thirst.A skeleton walks int...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

@Terminator_T80003/14/1996 10:41I’ll be back... to read this again.

@DotCom_Survivor01/03/2005 13:28I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Reservoir_Joe06/07/1998 10:39Professional humor for professional people.

@Web_Crawler_9605/17/2001 22:46Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

@StumbleUpon_User07/20/2000 08:10I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!