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2005 Legacy: Tony Blair’s Third Term

Why did Tony win again in May? Because the British public looked at the alternative and decided that “familiar disappointment” was better than “unknown chaos.”

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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