Why the headbands? For the band that wrote “Kids” and “Electric Feel” and then spent the rest of their career trying to make sure nobody ever called them “pop” again.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
As if! This is too funny.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Classic. Simply classic.