2001 Classic: The Encarta 2001
Why did the kids visit the office? To see the “3D Virtual Tours” on the encyclopedia that actually worked. Part of the 79 Office Groaners:… Read More »2001 Classic: The Encarta 2001
2001 Classic: Wikipedia
How did the family settle the argument about the Pilgrims? We looked it up on a brand-new site called “Wikipedia,” but Grandpa didn’t trust it… Read More »2001 Classic: Wikipedia
2001 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego 2
“I’m a pioneer of the new age.” “And yet you still can’t find a parking spot.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Ego 2
2000 Legacy: The Billy Elliot
I told her I’m going to start ballet. She said, “Good, then you can dance your way to the trash can.” Part of the 65… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Billy Elliot
2000 Vintage: The Cloud
I’m a pilot. I’m just “weathering” the storm. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the pigeons fly away—not because they’re scared, but because they don’t want a lecture on “scavenging etiquette.” Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The Walk
1999 Archive: The Fight
We didn’t have a “Y2K” bug, but we definitely had a “Who-Forgot-To-Pay-The-Electric-Bill” bug. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Party Like… Read More »1999 Archive: The Fight
1999 Legacy: The “Bicentennial Man” Joke
Why Robin Williams? For proving that a robot with a heart of gold is still just a robot that talks way too much. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The “Bicentennial Man” Joke
1997 Vintage: The Truth
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a storyteller? The storyteller knows he’s making it up. Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Truth
1996 Archive: The Kobe Bryant Draft
Why are 12 NBA GMs still crying? Because they passed on a 17-year-old kid who showed up to the draft in an oversized suit with… Read More »1996 Archive: The Kobe Bryant Draft