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Why did the blonde put a lock on the garden gate?

This blonde joke is a classic US favorite:

To stop the plants from running away.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde put a lock on the garden gate?”

  1. User_479
    User_479 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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