This blonde joke is a classic US favorite:
To stop the plants from running away.
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My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
First! And it’s funny!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes on twitter.
this is peak internet. thank u for keeping it simple and funny.
i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.