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1997 Vintage: The Truth

 What’s the difference between a lawyer and a storyteller? The storyteller knows he’s making it up.

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee09/24/2003 08:09Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Titanic_Jack07/17/2008 11:36I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli10/23/2009 19:37That still only counts as one laugh!
@Walter_Sobchak03/30/1999 14:50Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Loituma_Girl05/21/1999 07:49Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Web_Counter_9907/19/2005 13:58I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

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