What’s the difference between a lawyer and a storyteller? The storyteller knows he’s making it up.
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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!