Why are 12 NBA GMs still crying? Because they passed on a 17-year-old kid who showed up to the draft in an oversized suit with a plan to take over the galaxy.
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Found a real treasure with this one.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
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I like it when the jokes are... rusty.