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2012 Classic: Rihanna (Diamonds)

 Why was she “Shining Bright”? Because in 2012, she realized that she was the only person who could release a hit album every single year without getting tired.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X09/22/1995 23:15Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Toy_Story_Buzz02/12/2009 17:41To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky07/19/1998 23:07One billion... laughs!
@Hide_The_Pain_H02/03/1998 15:50I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Midi_Background11/09/2011 23:39Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@DMOZ_Volunteer11/01/2011 17:38Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Railgun_Sniper02/12/2001 00:20I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Safari_Surfer09/29/2012 18:24A wild laugh appeared!
@Tablet_User_1012/28/2013 03:19Tapping my way to a good mood.

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