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2010 Classic: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the Netflix “Instant Queue”? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “instantly” needed to watch The Good Wife.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
 A lawyer sued OpenAI for "making legal advice too accessible to ...read more »
The Buried Treasure
Finding value in the most unexpected places.What’s the difference...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Associate
 Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
 The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition
In 2000, the "New Economy" met the "Old Reality." Lawyers spent t...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Library
 A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes & Da Vinci Code” Edition
In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »
2025 Archive: The Inheritance
 A lawyer brought a 3D-scanner to the funeral to "mint" the decea...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
 He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer12/28/2009 14:03You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@WAP_Navigator03/23/2013 04:39Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
@Gopher_Explorer10/10/1995 21:34Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@BBS_Sysop02/14/2003 12:31Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Encarta_Explorer02/09/1995 07:30I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@CRT_Brightness01/14/1999 00:45I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Starship_Troopers08/28/2002 17:18I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Y_U_NO_Laugh07/05/2001 00:21Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Hide_The_Pain_H10/10/2008 08:24I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Annoying_Orange08/25/2000 22:52Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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