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2009 Vintage: The “Cyber” Domain

Why did the Army create “Cyber Brigades”? To defend our PowerPoint presentations from the “Great Firewall of China.”

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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