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2011 Classic: The Breaking Dawn Part 1

 “The vampire baby is coming!” “Is it scary?” “It’s CGI and it looks like a haunted doll. Let’s watch something else.”

Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
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2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
 "My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
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New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
 "I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
 "I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
 "I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
 "It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict10/21/2000 04:19LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Angelfire_User08/19/1995 07:38Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Lara_Croft_9606/07/2010 18:16Found a real treasure with this one.
@Pokemon_Blue01/09/1997 07:25Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@The_Mask_Smokin05/20/2009 00:28P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Futurama_Bender02/26/1999 21:39Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Trololo_Man_7005/08/2011 09:32Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular01/21/2002 18:58I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@GL_HF_Runner01/07/2005 14:31Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Afk_For_Laughs09/03/2004 20:42Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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