“The vampire baby is coming!” “Is it scary?” “It’s CGI and it looks like a haunted doll. Let’s watch something else.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars
New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Superman Cape
"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
"It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
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2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Found a real treasure with this one.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.