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2009 Classic: Best Female Pop Vocal

Why “Chasing Pavements”? Because Adele doesn’t chase pavements—pavements move out of her way.

Part of the 41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z10/03/2003 21:29Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@MIRC_Ghost07/19/2014 06:21Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Hanson_Fan_9710/03/1995 22:24Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog02/20/2015 00:42Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Evil_Kermit_M05/04/2009 11:34Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Podcast_Listener09/06/1999 10:07I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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