2008 Classic: The Twitter Whale

Why did the traveler stop tweeting? Because the “Fail Whale” appeared more often than his actual flight on the departure board.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »

In 2008, travel changed forever. American Airlines became the fir...read more »

A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »

In 1996, travel was caught between two worlds. You still carried ...read more »

In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »

Why was the pilot humming a specific beat? Because the internet ...read more »

The only souvenir that stays with you for three years.I went to t...read more »

The mini-heart attack every traveler knows by heart.That moment w...read more »

Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »

Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »

Buying things you will definitely regret as soon as you land.I bo...read more »

Your bags are on a solo vacation you didn’t authorize.The airline...read more »

Why was the taxi so loud? Because "Electric VTOLs" are everywher...read more »

Why did the shoes stop walking? Because they needed a firmware u...read more »

@WAP_Navigator05/23/1997 19:15Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@DVD_Collector12/19/2004 19:56Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Napster_User_9910/24/1995 20:05Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Iron_Man_Tony12/31/2007 21:11I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan03/28/2000 22:25Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Harambe_Memories06/17/2012 01:06Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Gaia_Online_Gold01/17/2013 14:51Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.

@Cloud_Computing03/16/2015 01:22Storing my laughs in the cloud.