2009 Classic: Inglourious Basterds

Why was Brad Pitt’s accent so thick? Because in 2009, Christoph Waltz proved that being a villain is 90% politeness and 10% drinking a glass of milk.

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was she "busy living life" in 2025? Because she welcomed a n...read more »

Why was the internet melting down? Because a new family feud rem...read more »

Why did the internet crash on a random Tuesday in 2025? Because ...read more »

In 1998, the world was obsessed with asteroids hitting Earth, a b...read more »

Why did the critics have to eat their words? Because the movie a...read more »

Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »

Why was the juice loose again? Because after 36 years, Michael K...read more »

Why was Adam Sandler back on the green? Because in 2025, we real...read more »

Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »

Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »

In 2019, we said a final goodbye to the Avengers, discovered that...read more »

In the year 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that ou...read more »

In 1999, we were convinced the world would end because of a compu...read more »

Why was the wedding so floral? Because they decided to celebrate...read more »

@Independence_Day04/18/2002 08:29Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Tyler_Durden_Real09/30/2003 15:54Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

@Transformers_OP07/19/2013 20:51Jokes are more than meets the eye!

@Gremlins_Gizmo07/13/2009 05:51Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@E_T_Phone_Home09/17/2003 00:35E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Star_Wars_Kid08/28/2010 23:34I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Cloud_Computing08/21/2004 18:10Storing my laughs in the cloud.

@Last_Commenter12/07/2011 23:45Saving the best laugh for last!