2000 Classic: The Load
I’m a truck driver. I’m just “carrying” the weight. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Classic: The Stella Artois
A guy orders a Stella and feels 10% more sophisticated immediately. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition… Read More »2000 Classic: The Stella Artois
2000 Archive: The Silence
I’m a secret. I’m just “kept.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: U2 (Beautiful Day)
Why was Bono so happy? Because in 2000, he realized he could officially stay relevant for another 20 years just by wearing blue sunglasses at… Read More »2000 Vintage: U2 (Beautiful Day)
2000 Classic: The Cargo Pants
They’ve reached their final form. He has pockets for things he hasn’t even bought yet. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium… Read More »2000 Classic: The Cargo Pants
1999 Vintage: The Northern Ireland Devolution
Why was David Trimble so stressed? Because sharing power is a lot like sharing a pizza—everyone wants the best slices, and nobody wants to pay… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Northern Ireland Devolution
1998 Archive: The Wye River Memorandum
Why were Netanyahu and Arafat in Maryland? Because the Clinton administration believed that if you put enemies in a pretty house by a river, they’d… Read More »1998 Archive: The Wye River Memorandum
1998 Legacy: The John Elway Super Bowl
Why was the “Helicopter” move so famous? Because Elway risked his 37-year-old body to get a first down, finally proving that old dogs can learn… Read More »1998 Legacy: The John Elway Super Bowl
1997 Classic: The AOL Disc
Why did the lawyer collect those “100 Hours Free” AOL discs? He used them as currency to pay his junior associates’ bonuses. Part of the… Read More »1997 Classic: The AOL Disc
1996 Classic: The Moreau Chaos
Why was the production a legend? Because when the director gets fired, a hurricane hits, and the cast holds orgies in prosthetics, the movie is… Read More »1996 Classic: The Moreau Chaos