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2011 Classic: The Power Move

 Why did the lawyer have three iPads and a Siri-enabled phone? To make sure he could ignore his family in four different ways.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer11/30/2012 10:32Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Step_Brothers_B04/10/2004 17:57Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Infoseek_Explorer03/17/2006 23:06Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Fred_Channel_0610/24/2002 01:11HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Boxxy_Queen07/09/1995 09:22I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Podcast_Listener03/09/2004 22:22I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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