Why did the lawyer have three iPads and a Siri-enabled phone? To make sure he could ignore his family in four different ways.
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Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!