Why did the lawyer collect those “100 Hours Free” AOL discs? He used them as currency to pay his junior associates’ bonuses.
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 1997 “Dancing Baby & Billable Minutes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
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2025 Classic: The OpenAI Trial
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The Truth in Court
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The 10% Rule
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
The best thing since version 1.0!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!