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1998 Legacy: The John Elway Super Bowl

Why was the “Helicopter” move so famous? Because Elway risked his 37-year-old body to get a first down, finally proving that old dogs can learn new tricks—and win Super Bowls.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle05/07/1995 20:03What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@DotCom_Survivor11/19/2007 11:01I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Big_Snatch_Boris12/20/2002 13:51Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Shagadelic_9703/07/2012 00:42This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Brennan_Huff_X06/26/1998 14:01I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
@Grinds_My_Gears11/07/2012 09:05You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@Marquee_Text_Fan04/06/2004 02:11<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Arthas_Fan_0208/25/2012 13:27Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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