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1995 Vintage: The Mime

 I met a mime once. He did unspeakable things.

Part of the 51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/03/2003 09:06Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@X-Gen_Mark09/23/2002 10:51This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@Wayne_World_Ex07/20/1996 13:02Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Fat_Bastard_Get06/10/2012 02:53Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Beanie_Campbell04/09/2015 12:52True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@I_See_What_You04/02/2007 13:12I see what you did there. Clever!
@Hacktivist_Fan01/23/1998 13:32Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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