Why was David Trimble so stressed? Because sharing power is a lot like sharing a pizza—everyone wants the best slices, and nobody wants to pay the bill.
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The power of three... laughs!
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
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Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
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