2010 Vintage: The Death of Ronnie James Dio
Why the “Devil Horns”? For the loss of the greatest voice in heavy metal, the man who gave the genre its spirit. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Death of Ronnie James Dio
2009 Legacy: The Office Coffee
Why did the lawyer sue the Keurig? For “failing to provide a billable-grade caffeine experience.” Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Office Coffee
2008 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
Screaming a sixteen-digit credit card expiration date into a cordless phone because Grandpa thinks the operator is standing on a different continent. Part of the… Read More »2008 Archive: The Catalog Operator Telephone Shout
2008 Archive: The Bella Swan
She doesn’t change it. She just trips over the ladder and waits for a vampire to catch her. Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2008 Archive: The Bella Swan
2008 Classic: The GTA IV Player
“Niko! It’s your cousin Roman! Let’s go bowling in the dark!” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive.… Read More »2008 Classic: The GTA IV Player
2007 Archive: The Sock
I’m “toasty” while I surf the web. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Legacy: The Childhood
“My mother was a robot.” “Did she give you enough ‘RAM’?” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Childhood
2006 Archive: The G8 Summit in St. Petersburg
Why was the “Yo, Blair!” hot mic moment so famous? Because it proved that world leaders talk to each other like they’re at a high… Read More »2006 Archive: The G8 Summit in St. Petersburg
2005 Legacy: The Office Chair “Lumbar Support”
Why was it so aggressive? Because 2005 chairs were designed to “poke” you into being productive. Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Office Chair “Lumbar Support”
2005 Legacy: The File
I’m “storing” my virtual life. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified