2008 Archive: The Bella Swan

She doesn’t change it. She just trips over the ladder and waits for a vampire to catch her.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, before LED was a household term and when "energy saving"...read more »

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single "pinch to zoom." Steve J...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? S...read more »

How many birds does it take to change a light bulb? Toucan.read more »

How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2009, the world went 3D. We were all obsessed with the glowing...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

@Space_Background05/15/1997 04:51The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Metacrawler_X02/26/1999 09:45Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@StrongBad_Mail12/20/2010 19:02I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Forever_Alone_X03/02/2002 19:45At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

@Hashtag_Master08/06/1997 05:58#funny #joke #retro #90s